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when my parents try to impose rules on me when i’m home from college
I just look at them like
Sometimes you refuse to shower.
I know it seems petty…
But all I want is someone who will call me beautiful. I can’t remember the last time I was with a guy that called me beautiful. And even when they did, I don’t remember ever believing that they meant it.
LMFAO
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You need to feel sexy. If this involves sleeping with a random who will worship your body for one night, so be it. It’ll be worth whatever shame you’ll feel the morning after. “Oh, what’d you say, self-worth? I can’t hear you over all of these loud orgasms I’m having…” Having someone validate you as a sexual being is some of the best validation you could ever get.
This is why I LOVE my sailing team!
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Hello. Best Weekend of my life recap…
Body Shots? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? Thats never happened before…?
Hey ben, (Carl at this point no doubt) you wanna boat race? your a sailor right… no.
Blackout Dubstep Dance period… Dammit Carl.
Beach. very hungover. dont remember anything. typical…
Im hungery. Stairs on stairs on stairs. Autumn peed herself a little. Shit. Wheres the nearest McDonalds. Hi Im ben and i shit. Hi im Hannah and i shit. Hi im Autumn and i only Pee. Bushes? Yes, Ben has trouble with walking into them… Whatever.
hi. beach again? no, playground and 5 year old friends. oh your coming over? thanks for the heads up. alcohol? yessss please. i should prolly make my self presentable first and actually shower. ok. see you in an hour then.
Sexual Emails.
oh hey your back already. aggressive drinking and mario cart… classic.
lots of people i dont know… ok cool. More mario kart and alcohol. Ben needs a good base so carl doesnt come out tonight. Food doesnt help, carls too aggressive for ben… dammit.
Bus stop pee sesh. Leah lost her phone… thats ok she prolly just peed on it… Fuck it, ill just take a shot instead…
Yeaa concert for $10. oh not drunk enough? thats ok shots are only $6… well What else am i gonna do? Alcoholic problems… this bands not good… back to your house? ya. Found the pee phone… Hell yes. out of booze. More alcoholic problems. thats ok, we’re having the rave concert after party. oh? ok, didnt know this was happening but its cool because im carl, and i love to party. dont know anyone here? oh, story of the weekend. ugh oh, im out of alcohol again…oh thats ok, Leah will just steal the bottle out of the freezer…
Closet drinking sesh with Leah, Big Choady and Carl and what do you know…? HELLOOOO CARL! This guy wont leave me alone.
Black out period… I still dont know anyone… Underwear Party? ahhh yea ill part take… Fuck it, we’ll do it live…
Dont Remember anything, Shit everywhere…
P.S. I found your sunglasses amung all the other shit.
P.S.S. Left over alcohol = no more alcoholic problems. Fuckin’ Finally.
P.S.S.S Your my favorite
Oh… Ill give it to you no Interruption. In your House, house. On the couch, couch. all alone, all alone. ill give it you you no interruption.
what turns you on?-
Hahahha. We got SOOOOOOOO chemically altered this weekend!
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This is my ideal.
Home is wherever I’m with you.
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